Johnny's Adventures In The Muscle World: Old Friend

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Molly was right in front of the hospital where she once left California Muscle for repair. After a short moment of hesitation she entered the building and started climbing the stairs on the way to the room of Cali. She hated hospitals because they reminded her how weak humans were after all and that life was a dead end street. Like most people she didn't like that feeling and tried to avoid such places as much as possible. To this day she never understood why anybody would want to be a doctor but she was glad that there were people that stupid.

'Hello, Cali! How is my big boy doing?', said Molly standing at the door of the room. Cali Muscle did not hear anything because he was sleeping and dreaming. That's why Molly had to wake him up.

'Wake up you big pile of steroids.', said Molly.

'Hey, I heard that.' {Cali}

'Damn, you not only look bad but you also sound bad.' {Molly}

'Fuck you bitch. Why are you here in the first place? Didn't you get what you wanted?' {Cali}

'No, big fat panda! The file was corrupt.'

'Damn, files these days...back in my day stuff like that never happened.' {Cali}

'Look, we have a job.', said Molly and explained about the map and golden the monument.

'Damn, I knew that the motherfucker holding his dick at the top of that building was special.' {Cali}

'What do you think is in it?' {Molly}

'I don't know.', but whatever it is better make me rich as hell when we steal it.', said California Muscle and started dreaming. Unfortunately for him it was a short one. The steps of men running down the hall were heard and Molly decided to see what is it all about – the people of Antonio Montana. They were coming back for her.

'Come on, we gotta run.'

'Bitch, I am in a hospital bed. What are you talking about?'

'Unless you you get up right now and start running you will remain in one for a much longer time.'

California Muscle got out of bed. It was a painful thing to do but he didn't scream because he didn't want to look like a big pussy in front of Molly which was a super tough girl in his eyes. They started walking fast towards the opposite exit down the end of the hall.

'Here they are.', said one of the bad guys – the fatter one. He was also bald but had a good jaw structure and women liked him and/or his big wallet. He was not a good fucker, however. Nobody is a good fucker anyway.

Molly acted on impulse and got the M-16 rifle out of her bag. Everybody in the hospital looked cured – the patients started screaming and running all over the place. Jesus wouldn't be able to cause such sensation if he was to appear at that point.

Molly and California Muscle were soon in the car. They were going to get Johnny.

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Johnny's Adventures In The Muscle World: Bad Bitch or Genius?

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Johnny was starting to think that Molly was one of the most cold-blooded bitches he was ever going to meet. She stabbed him in the backonce and by the looks of it she did it again by leaving him tied to the bed next to his mother who was screaming like a crazy person.

He was right. Molly was truly a cold-blooded reptilian like bitch and a back stabber. She was a true and complete representative of the Scorpio zodiac sign – back bitter and a slut {or simply a bitch}. With all that being said she needed Johnny to find the map which Christian T and Antonio Montana exchanged. That's why she came back to take Johnny. Once Molly untied Little J and his mother the latter slapped her in the face and said: '

'Back in my day women were women and did not need M-16 rifles to prove a point.'

Little J's mother was a former wrestler and wasn't afraid to fight. She grabbed the latest issue of 'Flex Your Dick Muscle Magazine' {Little J's favorite read since starting bodybuilding} and began to beat furiously both Molly and Johnny.

'I never want to see you again. Take your little sadomasochistic whore with you and never come back.', added the angry mother and pushed them outside.

'Damn, your mother really loves you.' {Molly}

'Why the hell did you do all that bullshit and what was on the video, blondie?', said Little J while trying to act real tough only to fail miserably. Molly was never going to be intimidated by such pathetic attempts.

'The video was corrupted and I couldn't see anything. We are still in the hole.' {Molly}

'Are you fucking kidding me? We need that video in order to finally get our lives back.', said Little J and started walking in a small circle in order to calm himself down. That was his trick.

'I have an idea. Why don't we go train a little bit. I think you've skipped plenty of workouts already. When was the was time you trained your arms. They look smaller.', said Molly who knew very well that those words put a grenade in Johnny's soul. When you are a seriously addicted bodybuilder missing workouts is never an option but when somebody could actually see you getting smaller before his eyes was the worst.

'You are right. I am getting smaller but where are we going to find a gym. They will kill me if I show at Crap Is Golden Gym.', said Johnny sounding like a newborn baby.

'How about Homo Planet Gym?', offered Molly while being complete aware that this was the place where Christian T was usually training. She wanted to get some information out of him regarding the map.

'Are you serious? I thought that was a gay gym, like gay bars.', said Johnny.

'It's only gay if you want it to be gay.', replied Molly and started the car she stole from Antonio Montana.

'Let's hit the weights then.'

After 24.5 minutes Molly and Little J were already approaching Homo Planet Gym.

'We have to stop here and hide the car. Somebody can recognize it belongs to Antonio Montana.', said Molly. There was a nice supermarket nearby and it seemed like the perfect place to leave the monster on wheels. Johnny even bought a protein waffle from the stoe{he was that ignorant!} because the ones in the gyms were grossly overpriced.

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Once the “couple” was in Homo Planet Gym Molly started looking around for Christian T. Initially she failed to see him but on her second attempt she spotted him – he was bench pressing, like always. This time however seducing him was going to be harder than last time. He wasn't alone – his wife was training with him. She was a bodybuilder as well. The fact that she had small boobs and was ugly as hell was on Molly's side but she was his wife and seducing someone with his women present in the same room next to him was considered the ultimate test for every slut.

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Johnny's Adventures In The Muscle World: Time For Some Action

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The guns were loaded with cat urine. The slingshots were in their pockets and Molly was hotter than ever. The plan was simple.

Molly entered the house of Antonio Montana - dressed sexy as hell, as usually.

'Hello gentlemen! Is Tony home?', said Molly with a slow and seductive voice. One of the guards made a phone call in order to see whether Montana was accepting visitors or not. It turned out that for Molly he was willing to make an exception – after all even steroid drug dealers are not made out of iron.

'He is waiting for you upstairs.', said to Molly the taller guard while the other one continued to watch an old black and white film from the 40's while cleaning a M16 rifle.

The house of Antonio Montana was built like a fortress. There were cameras everywhere except for his room where all the business was happening. It was a request made by his clients who didn't want somebody recording them on tape during deals.

'Hello Molly! What brings you back here?', said Antonio Montana at the door while moving one of his legs forward in order to hide his b-o-n-e-r.

'Just decided top stop by and see how you are doing. Is this a crime?', whispered Molly into his ear and closed the door. At that point she kissed him while calling Johnny using a cellphone hidden in her left pocket. {Johnny was on speed dial.}. Antonio Montana and Molly were happily making out when somebody started breaking the windows of the building using - this was Johnny and his slingshot. Antonio Montana thought he was under gunfire, pushed Molly away and told her to lay down while he started shooting back even though he couldn't see the enemy.

At about that time California Muscle jumped out of nowhere, dressed like a total gangster, and started spraying cat urine all over the guards of Antono Montana who quite honestly though the was insane and using guns against a mad man was a waste of ammo.

Once the “gunfire” was over Antonio went to see what was happening down stairs since security was not responding. He instructed Molly to stay in his room because there was a possibility that the guards were dead. {The truth for their disobedience was actually the amount of cat urine in their radio stations.} Molly was a very good actress - she shaking and crying the whole time. As soon as Montana was out of the room she took the teddy bear spy camera and put it in her purse. The mission was almost complete. It was time to escape.

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Molly went downstairs while thinking that it all worked out like a well directed play only to see that the guards of Antonio Montana were beating California Muscle quite heavily. There was blood all over the place and by the looks of it he was unconscious. As always, somebody had to pay the price and this time it was him. At this point Molly knew she was fucked since letting Cali in the hands of Antonio Montana was like being accessory to murder. Molly had no choice but to go all in. She took a M16 rifle, left at some old desk from the 16^thcentury, and shoot one of the guards in the knee.

'Bitch!', he said.

She shoot him in the other knee. This is when the other guard and Antonio knew the girl was not joking - Montana was looking at her like a ghost. {he still had a b-o-n-er}. Molly told them to tie themselves to the wall and covered their faces with their jackets – she didn't want them to see how Johnny looks but she needed his help to move the body of California Muscle out.

Once Little J arrived the first thing he noticed was actually not the blood but the insane smell of cat urine all over the place. After a consistent effort Molly and Johnny were able to put Cali in one of Antonio's trucks. They headed straight to the hospital.

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